After months in the making, we are finally proud to launch our new ejaculating willy card range! These are great, not only for someone you love dearly, but also for friends, work colleagues etc!
Inside the card is a willy, that when you press down on the flaccid shaft, it will 'ejaculate' all over itself! All the recipient will need to do is to pierce the willy-hole with the enclosed willy-shaped safety pin, and it's ready for nutting! Don't worry, it's not actual jizz, just a water and silicone-based lubricant that looks like a spunky load. It's perfectly safe, it won't get anyone pregnant, it's even vegan friendly! Though don't eat it... even if you are a spunk-guzzler! Lol.
Each card is lovingly handmade by us, at Sniff Panties HQ, here in the UK. You can customise it with one of our printed messages, to best suit the occasion, or person it's intended for.
This card comes in a vibrant, metallic bubble mailer, with our signature Sniff Panties label on the front, and a bit of sexy lace hanging out of the back, designed to prank the recipient!
If you would like to receive the discreet version of this card, along with an additional, fancy envelope, so you can hand it to the recipient yourself, you can order that version here, cos lets face it, the last thing you want, is to fall victim to your own purchase and make things awkward with your postie!
The included water and silicone-based lubricant is:
- 100% paraben-free
- Does not contain animal-derived ingredients
- Vegan Friendly
*A sharp safety pin is included with each card. Please keep out of reach of children.