After months in the making, we are finally proud to launch our new ejaculating willy card range! These are great, not only for someone you love dearly, but also for friends, work colleagues etc!
Inside the card is a willy, that when you press down on the flaccid shaft, it will 'ejaculate' all over itself! All the recipient will need to do is to pierce the willy-hole with the enclosed willy-shaped safety pin, and it's ready for nutting! Don't worry, it's not actual jizz, just a water and silicone-based lubricant that looks like a spunky load. It's perfectly safe, it won't get anyone pregnant, it's even vegan friendly! Though don't eat it... even if you are a spunk-guzzler! Lol.
Each card is lovingly handmade by us, at Sniff Panties HQ, here in the UK. You can customise it with one of our printed messages, to best suit the occasion, or person it's intended for.
This discreet option allows you to receive a plain, sealable envelope and card, inside one of our vibrant bubble mailers with no embarrassing labels or branding outside, making visits from your postie less awkward. Designed for those who wish to write in it themselve's and hand it to the recipient personally. Just complete checkout as normal, entering your own delivery address, and we'll ensure that it's send in the correct mailer.
If you would like us to send the embarrassing version of this card directly to the recipient, in one of our Sniff Panties bubble mailers, you can order that version here.
The included water and silicone-based lubricant is:
- 100% paraben-free
- Does not contain animal-derived ingredients
- Vegan Friendly
*A sharp safety pin is included with each card. Please keep out of reach of children.